How to avoid catching the bridal bouquet:
1. Do not even go up when the MC asks for all the single women (note, the man I am positioned next to)
However, if your family (including Grandma & Grandpa) is calling you out loudly in front of all the guests, try option 2
2. Place your hands firmly behind your back and clasp your fingers tightly together. Do not let go no matter how strong of an urge you have to do so.
Note: Keep those hands together even if the flowers hit you in the face
3. Clap your hands violently when the 10 year old in front of you catches them instead
4. Breathe a big sigh of relief. You just bought yourself time until the next wedding.
will that next wedding by lindsey's?
ReplyDeletei like how you are doing "how to" posts like cory. so great.
ReplyDeleteOh is there any hope left in this world?? Just kidding big time!! Funny post!! and cute!
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